you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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