dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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