You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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