we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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