I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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