Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
