He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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