No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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