I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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