She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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