So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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