It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
