Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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