I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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