NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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