Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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