Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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