i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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