who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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