can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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