Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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