How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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