Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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