It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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