You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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