? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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