I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This is my gift to your gina
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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