i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just pee around me
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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