just come out here and I will go home with you...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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