you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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