I'm drive I can fine osifer
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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