Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
