Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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