So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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