So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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