i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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