it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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