Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Found your dick twin last night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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