I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
