it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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