I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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