No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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