Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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