She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Sorry about my life...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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