I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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