well you can't waste a boner
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's great music for shaving your balls
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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