apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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