he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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