"it" just moved
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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