And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
